Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Can't sing for toffee

I would do lots for toffee as am seriously addicted to the sugary stuff. Whilst I would 'sing for toffee' as the saying goes, 'I can't sing for toffee!'

Again this is my Mom who fed me such lies as a child;-)told me that 'practice makes perfect'. I've been practising most of each part of the day for 39years with no improvement :).

I've tried to convince myself that I can sing well and have drawn up an impressive list of reasons why I didn't sound good that particular time. It's ironic 'cus I could never think of bloody good reasons for not handing my homework in on time at school - nm - these include - hairbrush defect (well don't you pretend your hairbrush is a microphone), global warming (the atmosphere isn't conducive to my voice) etc. (you are so impressed with these - admit it ;).

So the reality really is that 'practice doesn't make perfect' - so therefore - if at first you don't succeed - throw in the towel, life is too short to keep trying (unless it's a sexy guy you're trying to get a date with;) ).

I think I need to educate my niece on not listening to her Nan (my Mom) before she grows up deluded like me;)

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