It's just numbers...........

I am sure I have 'dyscalcula'.  I've never understood numbers.  Maths has always been a subject that I've tried to understand but failed miserably, pretty much the same has happened with my understanding of guys.  I am not dense by any means and words and spelling always came easy, but numbers they terrify me.  The above drawing is a prime example of what I'd have written in my maths exam (ok partly to take the 'P', partly 'cus I am a literal thinker and partly 'cus that's about as good as my understanding gets).  I mean 'Pi' = okay - I spell it with an (e) ending but isn't that a foodie item that makes girls fat?  Also 'cos' - it's a bloody holiday destination isn't it?  What the hell do they have to do with numbers?

Pythagoras clearly needed to get a life as he spent way too much time on that triangle drawing - clearly he couldn't get a girlfriend - God can you imagine a date with him - choosing movie snacks - you wanting to share his popcorn bucket whilst he was getting turned on by the triangle shaped toblerone bar:(.

Well I have to say that algebra (and yeah this is a maths term and not some African animal) has proved to serve no purpose whatsoever in my life.  I have no idea as to why I sat in maths class.  Actually if I remember rightly - in my last two years of high school, I completed one page in my maths book as sat at the back of the room chatting to two lads (well I am a girl !!!!!!!!!!!).

So maybe I  can't add up but I can do the necessary sums:

1 + 1 = me and you

isn't that all I need to know?

there you go - maybe maths wasn't a total waste of my life - oh my parents must be so proud;-)