My Kitty Prayer
Because I’m only human, it’s sometimes hard to be
the wise, all-knowing creature that his cat expects of me.
And so I wish for special help, to somehow understand
the subtle implications of each meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that hairs don’t stay on its head
and what I like to call a lap is actually a bed.
The awful aroma from its vomit and poo
And to think I was supposed to, with it, share my loo.
The love for her master of which I can’t compete
Yet I have to put up with her twirling round my feet.
I know that I come second to a ball of fur
Maybe I need to swap my mumbling for that of a purr.
I know it’s really lots to ask but please, oh please, take pity
and though I’m only human, help me like his kitty!
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