Today I fell over arse over elbows - in the middle of the road and in dramatic fashion and FYI I was fully sober. It's been years since I've had skinned knees. Each time I've been broken-hearted I've wished I could revert back to childhood when the only pain I suffered was skinned knees. Stupid me - my knees are as sore as hell not to mention the rest of my body - a broken heart seems less painful.
No one rescued me but chances are some idiot has filmed me and I'm now on youtube or similar! Where are all the goodwill citizens - it is Christmas time afterall!!
I had to spend the entire work day with dirty, badly scuffed trousers and top and suffering in pain - yes get your violins out - this girl needs sympathy!
It wouldn't have been so bad if a hunky guy had been nearby and I could've used the excuse that I was 'falling for him' but no - just me and general Joe Pleb. It also wasn't an 'icy day' and I was wearing super sensible boots - I just had clumsyitis - actually I was doing the usual K rushing/stressing thing - nm.
Anyway home safe and sound now to bathe my wounds lol and to online shop for more work trousers. I can't have an accident doing that at least - or can I? :)
are u joking? grow some balls
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