Black and White is clearly right?

I love my parents very much but today realised that they are awol from 'Pleasantville'.  For those of you who don't know, 'Pleasantville' is a thoroughly post-modern film. In fact, it is not just an expression of post-modern values, it champions post-modern values. It depicts people who hold to classical virtues as shallow, one-dimensional, two-colored, black and white, empty, abusive kinds of people. Pleasantville folks are the kind who get oppressive if their moral worldview is challenged by something really subversive, like sex--as if Christians have no healthy interest in sex, or art, or literature.

Neither parent is shallow nor empty or abusive but I hate to say, they are 'behind the times' in matters of 'guy meets girl' things.

I swear I have done the 'colored thing' to the extreme and am probably illuminating like a belisha beacon in their world.  I wouldn't mind but although not innocent by any means I am NOT a character of negative reputation.

Ironically we were the last in the street to obtain a colour tv - it figures as they love 'black and white' world - maybe this is why I am a 'black and white' thinker?  I clearly am a rainbow rebel - maybe my world is a bag of skittles - taste the rainbow and all that;)