An apple a day keeps K away:)

I hate apples.  I've never liked them.  My parents still make it their mission to quote 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' as they devour through an endless crop that grows in their fruit bowl.  The truth is they aint trying to keep the doctor away - I've worked out my parents are trying to keep me away!!!!!!!!!!!

Well bless 'em I aint gonna tell them it's not gonna work - that way they eat all the apples so I don't have to - win win situation;) lol