Okay - so it was last night and I was feeling alright - all ready to pop lock and drop down town with my hip-hop posse (ok so caught a cab and the 'posse' was just one cool dancer). Then whilst out, trying to make a good impression with new friends (despite practically accusing the cab driver of plotting to blow me up - don't ask), along come the EX-GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The initial contact that is supposed to be intimidating and make me feel guilty and poke her in the eye with accuracy and menace like an EXocet missile, and hop the nearest fence didn't happen. I know it was halloween but the scary glances and the witches covern that was going on amongst her group of friends clearly aimed my way was like 'so mote it be !!!!!!!!!! (to my super bessie friend who knows what that means lol! I didn't react.
Why? 'allbecauseiamagirl' - I set an EXample of how girlies should behave and so EXcluded her from my thoughts. My niceness was EXceptional and at the end of the day I was out to have a blast and it was not going to be me making the first EXit.
The night proceeded and I had the best time ever with no EXplosions from the covern of hubble, bubble and trouble and left EX-hausted or did she leave EX-hausted as her relationship has clearly - EXPIRED !!!!!!!!!!!
That's right, EXgirlfriend lol.
ReplyDeleteit was a great nite out, more 2 come ;-))