I have a speech impedement - Every now and then I stop to breathe;). If there were competitions for the amount of words you could expel in a day, I'd win. Basically - I never shut up. I talk non-stop, fidget non-stop and am every guys worst nightmare.
Apparently there is never a dull moment when I'm around - clearly all my friends have hearing impedements 'cus the majority of my chat is pure waffle. I leave guys heads spinning which most girls dream of, only these aren't the reasons every girl dreams of.
A date with me is a permanent migraine, hit by a tornado of waffle - but a smart guy will know that I can be kept quiet, he just needs to kiss me. So maybe I chat incessantly for a reason;). Well I always carry headache pills - see how kind am I, protecting the world from me lol.
I guess if you aren't planning on kissing me, invest in in ear earphones incase you meet up with me;)
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